Teacher is charged with inseminating flutes that he disseminated

The details of this case are so disgusting that we will refer you to the Ojai Valley News, the LA Times and Daily Mail for full details. Please don’t shoot the messenger.

It is reported that a California flute teacher, a man who founded a disseminating organisation called Flutes Around the World, has been charged with  six felony counts of lewd or lascivious acts with minors younger than 14.

It is alleged that John Edward Zeretzke, 60, of Ventura, ejaculated into the flutes before getting kids to play them.